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When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’. 

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

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yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

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rawritsvivienle:

how about you like me back

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“We completely understand each other, support each other, need each other. This baby has made me love him more than I ever thought I could love a human being. It’s just, I love him so much. It’s like, we almost feel like one. I don’t know how to describe it.”

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hitoritabi:

yes-miss-nisa:

ameliated:

im-not-your-average-teenager:

eternalseptember:

Other Half

I love this so much

The Origin of Love. Beautifully illustrated.

I really can’t wait to find you.

I still believe you are out there.

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getoffmybloghoe:

i would have so much fun as a ghost

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rouquinoux:

Abandoned Theaters

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bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

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